Friday, April 17, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
OH GOD...
Without God, two people will go out of business. One, the religionists and the other, the atheists. Atheists need God more than the religionists otherwise they will not have anything to target and deny. Scientists and philosophers are not really worried about the existence of God. Scientists are bothered about 'how' the so-called God operates and the philosophers worry about 'why' should God operate at all. The new age gurus call themselves God and businessmen 'can' show you God for a price...This is why the confused God is absconding...
Friday, April 10, 2009
PROCRASTINATION
There are 226 advantages in procrastinating...
1. It makes the future more menaingful...
2. It saves a lot of energy...
Well... the rest, I will tell you later...
Thursday, April 9, 2009
TECHNOLOGY STINKS.....
One day Ram comes home with an unusual purchase. A robot that works as a lie detector. Around 5:30 that evening Jim, his 11 year old son, returns home from school 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asks Ram.
"Went to the library to work on a project," says Jim.
The robot walks around the table and slaps Jim, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," says Ram, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Niki's house and watched a movie,"' says Jim. "'What did you watch?" asks Asha, Ram's wife. "The Ramayana," answers Jim.
The robot goes around to Jim and once again slaps him, knocking him off his chair.Shivering, Jim gets up, sits down, and says, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a X rated film."
"'I am ashamed of you, Son," says Ram. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walks around to Ram and delivers a whack that nearly knocks him out of his chair.
Asha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and says, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Jim. After all, he is your son!" With that the robot immediately walks around to Asha and knocks her out of her chair.
Monday, March 30, 2009
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